Sunday, 5 May 2013
Xmas panto
I know it's a bit early but, Ken Barlow, Stuart Hall, Kevin Webster, Rolf Harris, Freddie Star, Jim Davidson. fuck me the prison panto is going to be great this year.
Saturday, 4 May 2013
May the fourth
My cats are damn stupid.
I told them it was May the Fourth and now they're out the back garden fighting. Oh well, may the force be with you.
I told them it was May the Fourth and now they're out the back garden fighting. Oh well, may the force be with you.
Friday, 19 April 2013
Wemberley, Wemberley,
I'm the not so famous Rubbish@poker and I'm off to Wemberley.
Now that the mighty Cardiff City have won their way to the promised land and there is no play off hell to sit through or no FA Cup nightmare or Carling Cup fiasco, what is a poor little Welsh boy to do. Do I really have to miss out on an annual trip to Wemberley. No I do not and here is why.
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Wednesday, 13 March 2013
The weekend and Cheltenham
The weekend was a bit of a washout. Watford losing cost me greatly along with Atletico Madrid who managed to lose at home for the first time in 13 games. Cardiff City last night screwed me of another £100. Cardiff can be layed at 1.41 to win the Championship which seems like good odds. They are not playing well and haven't for some weeks now. Apparently, they had one shot on goal last night which came in the 93rd minute. Not exactly the sort of form you want to win the league.
Had a decent first day especially in the first race. William Hill sponsored the supreme novices hurdle and for reasons best known by them went best price on the first five at a quarter the odds each way. I'm guessing they were looking for first time customers and also people punting heavily in their shops on the first race and staying in there all afternoon. I follow this site which, if you're interested in Horse Racing, you would be mad not to.
Their Horse Racing tipster, a certain legend called Mr Neil Channing, expertly called three of the first five home for a decent profit. This was followed up by some long odds each way bets that came flying in. Honestly, if you want to have a few winners this week then join this site immediately.
I'm on Ponte Alexandre today and you can get 2/1 with William Hill as I type this. Also on Maile de Bievre in the Queen Mother but that was placed last week when there was three placed. Today there is each way on the first two which probably makes it a no bet.
All the best guys.
Had a decent first day especially in the first race. William Hill sponsored the supreme novices hurdle and for reasons best known by them went best price on the first five at a quarter the odds each way. I'm guessing they were looking for first time customers and also people punting heavily in their shops on the first race and staying in there all afternoon. I follow this site which, if you're interested in Horse Racing, you would be mad not to.
Their Horse Racing tipster, a certain legend called Mr Neil Channing, expertly called three of the first five home for a decent profit. This was followed up by some long odds each way bets that came flying in. Honestly, if you want to have a few winners this week then join this site immediately.
I'm on Ponte Alexandre today and you can get 2/1 with William Hill as I type this. Also on Maile de Bievre in the Queen Mother but that was placed last week when there was three placed. Today there is each way on the first two which probably makes it a no bet.
All the best guys.
Friday, 1 March 2013
February re cap
February wasn't too bad.
San Fransisco 49'ers was my big bet but with views starting to sway towards the Ravens I layed off a whack of my bet. Could have been a lot better but I managed to come away with a bit of green.
I made a steady profit throughout the month, although not Earth shattering amounts, with my Lucky 15/31 horse bets. Had a couple of three figure days but mostly the odd twenty quid here and there.
Football went well. Turned £10 into £300+ twice and also came close on a few outrageous bets. Had a correct score lucky 31 which would have had four up for £00,000's if the games had finished at 85 minutes and had another first half over 1.5 goals lucky 31 which was only let down by fucking Celtic. That would have been a decent four figure winner.
Still think I'm getting close to a big score on the horses and football. Maybe this month.
Poker has been a wash out. Haven't played since February 1st. Lost seven SNG's on the spin and lost interest. Fuck it. Might load some tables up tonight.
So there you have it. Any thoughts?
San Fransisco 49'ers was my big bet but with views starting to sway towards the Ravens I layed off a whack of my bet. Could have been a lot better but I managed to come away with a bit of green.
I made a steady profit throughout the month, although not Earth shattering amounts, with my Lucky 15/31 horse bets. Had a couple of three figure days but mostly the odd twenty quid here and there.
Football went well. Turned £10 into £300+ twice and also came close on a few outrageous bets. Had a correct score lucky 31 which would have had four up for £00,000's if the games had finished at 85 minutes and had another first half over 1.5 goals lucky 31 which was only let down by fucking Celtic. That would have been a decent four figure winner.
Still think I'm getting close to a big score on the horses and football. Maybe this month.
Poker has been a wash out. Haven't played since February 1st. Lost seven SNG's on the spin and lost interest. Fuck it. Might load some tables up tonight.
So there you have it. Any thoughts?
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
Good weekend
As the title says, it's been a good weekend. Wales won which is always a decent sign and then these landed-
If only all weekends were like this.
If only all weekends were like this.
Sunday, 17 February 2013
When your luck is in
Went to Les Croupiers on Friday night for the £20 freezeout which in now a rebuy. The fact you could rebuy made it play more like a hyper turbo with people going all in by level two with fuck all. I tried to make a couple of moves but with people getting it in light and missing every flop I was leaking chips quicker than Usain Bolt being chased by a pride of Lions.
I finally managed a double up when my flush got there against a smaller one and by the end of the rebuy period I had an average stack size. Nothing seemed to be going my way though and an hour later I was sitting at the cash tables after having to fold a few decent hands when I had missed everything and finally getting it in with bottom set against a bigger one.
When I joined the cash table there were three seats I could have sat at. I chose one for no ther reason than I could see the Television better, Within half an hour the two people who sat at the remaining seats were up over £500 in one and £200 in the other whilst I was down £50. This was playing £1 £1 NLHE. After rebuying for another £100 I managed to dust it all off when I thought I had the best hand with KQ on a Q82 flop and the guy who was up £500 took it all with the magical 82o. When your luck is in.
Deciding to call it a night I strolled past the roulette and had a cheeky tenner on a few numbers. One came in so I sat down and fired at a few more. After a while an Indian guy placed three ten pound chips on 0, 23 and 30 and 23 came in. I know because that was one of my numbers. The Croupier gave him £350 and he walked away leaving his tenner still on 23. Fuck me silly if it didn't come in twice more. So there I was sat with a couple of hundred which just about made me even for the night and opposite me, sat in front on no one in particular is £700. I decide to cash out and on my way to the cage I see the Indian guy and tell him he has £700 sat on the roulette table. I watch him walk over and pick it up and there's no fist pumping or anything just a wry smile. I guess when your luck is in you just get on with it.
I mentioned a couple of posts ago if anyone thought if a few pictures I had seen were real or not. I guess this one wasn't.
Wonder what the next thing will be that we are going to see on the top of that hotel?
Later.
I finally managed a double up when my flush got there against a smaller one and by the end of the rebuy period I had an average stack size. Nothing seemed to be going my way though and an hour later I was sitting at the cash tables after having to fold a few decent hands when I had missed everything and finally getting it in with bottom set against a bigger one.
When I joined the cash table there were three seats I could have sat at. I chose one for no ther reason than I could see the Television better, Within half an hour the two people who sat at the remaining seats were up over £500 in one and £200 in the other whilst I was down £50. This was playing £1 £1 NLHE. After rebuying for another £100 I managed to dust it all off when I thought I had the best hand with KQ on a Q82 flop and the guy who was up £500 took it all with the magical 82o. When your luck is in.
Deciding to call it a night I strolled past the roulette and had a cheeky tenner on a few numbers. One came in so I sat down and fired at a few more. After a while an Indian guy placed three ten pound chips on 0, 23 and 30 and 23 came in. I know because that was one of my numbers. The Croupier gave him £350 and he walked away leaving his tenner still on 23. Fuck me silly if it didn't come in twice more. So there I was sat with a couple of hundred which just about made me even for the night and opposite me, sat in front on no one in particular is £700. I decide to cash out and on my way to the cage I see the Indian guy and tell him he has £700 sat on the roulette table. I watch him walk over and pick it up and there's no fist pumping or anything just a wry smile. I guess when your luck is in you just get on with it.
I mentioned a couple of posts ago if anyone thought if a few pictures I had seen were real or not. I guess this one wasn't.
Wonder what the next thing will be that we are going to see on the top of that hotel?
Later.
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