1. I've noticed some people have "site meters" but I can't for the life of me find one on my gadget list. Anyone know where I can find one?2. I believe there is a way of finding out who reads your blog, where they are from etc. Anyone know how?
3. How do you increase the size of the photo's you use like the one on the left?
4. How do you use video clips on your blog?
5. Sometimes when I play Poker I can soul read people. I instinctively know if people will fold, can spot a bluff from 1000 yards and can gauge just how much extra I can bet to keep people in the pot when I'm holding the nuts. Other times I'm plain crap. Anybody have days like these?
6. Am I the only person who has never read a Poker book?
7. Am I the only player who doesn't use Hud, Sharkscope or things like that?
8. Anyone know of any live games in Cardiff?
10. What are the best sites to satellite into live tournaments?
11. Ulrika, why?
12. Do Man Utd have the ugliest team in World sport?
13. Shemale - would you?
14. Why are Leeds doing so shite in League 1?
15. Sopranos or 24?
16. New series of Minder, can it ever be as good as the original?
17. Cheryl Cole or Megan Fox?
18. Does anyone know of anybody who has actually been with twins?
19. Debbie Dingle, Jasmine, Maria - all barking mad. Why?
20. Reality TV - yes or no?
Feel free to answer any or none of the above. Would certainly welcome any answers on the first few questions regarding the blog.
Anyhow, was shopping tonight with my missus and her sister and I overheard them talking. We were in Tescos and my Missus picked up this huge potato and said to her sister "reminds me of rubbish's balls" Her sister looked impressed and said "that big" to which my missus replied "no, that dirty".
Later
1. I've noticed some people have "site meters" but I can't for the life of me find one on my gadget list. Anyone know where I can find one?
ReplyDeletejust google site meter and then u should be able to figure it out, u have copy and paste a code into your blog i think
2. I believe there is a way of finding out who reads your blog, where they are from etc. Anyone know how?
can do some of that via a good site meter. also u can use summat called google analytic but i dont bov
3. How do you increase the size of the photo's you use like the one on the left?
huh??? just as u would if u where using word?? click then click the box bottom left and drag
4. How do you use video clips on your blog?
if u mean youtube then copy and paste the embed code
5. Sometimes when I play Poker I can soul read people. I instinctively know if people will fold, can spot a bluff from 1000 yards and can gauge just how much extra I can bet to keep people in the pot when I'm holding the nuts. Other times I'm plain crap. Anybody have days like these?
all the time
6. Am I the only person who has never read a Poker book?
I never read one back to back but read bits of many books
7. Am I the only player who doesn't use Hud, Sharkscope or things like that?
I dont really bother much. i sometimes opr or ss oppo
8. Anyone know of any live games in Cardiff?
no
10. What are the best sites to satellite into live tournaments?
dunno
11. Ulrika, why?
I like her, u telling me u wouldnt? ;-)
12. Do Man Utd have the ugliest team in World sport?
probs
13. Shemale - would you?
fk off
14. Why are Leeds doing so shite in League 1?
poor Leeds lol
15. Sopranos or 24?
24 allllllllll day
16. New series of Minder, can it ever be as good as the original?
doubt it
17. Cheryl Cole or Megan Fox?
rumps or punch in the face?? I hate cheryl. would still stick it in her bangle thou obv. Megan Fox is lush
18. Does anyone know of anybody who has actually been with twins?
Only wat i have seen on www.pimpbus.com
19. Debbie Dingle, Jasmine, Maria - all barking mad. Why?
who r they?
20. Reality TV - yes or no?
most of time, yes
There u go, god im fucking sad.
I'll link u up now aswell
fkin hell amatay loool
ReplyDeleteeasy answers here= believe fook all that Amatay tells ya mate hes a reet dodgy geezer 0:)
ReplyDeletelinked ya up and good luck
link in with S2C (my son) hes a comp wiz and aint much he dont know about computors if ya need help - good luck
Don't use sitemeter - get Google Analytics. It's a lot easier to browse around and you'll know exactly where people came from and what search engine phrases they used to find your site....then you can rank and dominate!
ReplyDeleteCheers guys.
ReplyDeleteI think Amatay has taken quite a shine to you.
ReplyDeleteI think you should fucm my man-pussy
ReplyDeleteAhhh I meant fuck, FUCK my man-pussy! Wtf is fucm?
ReplyDelete1.Google it,but who cares if our blogs get read or not you vain git!!!!!
ReplyDelete2.As above!!
3.Try a phot hosting site like Photobucket.....piece of piss imo.
4.Use code thingy as Amawassisname says!!
5.If you had that magic all the time you wouldnt be on here!!
6.Probably not but imo you should,any one who says they are completely self taught (no info from books,forums etc) are either b/s or still on play money!!
7.I dont either,lots of software being outlawed by the sites now as well which i think is a good thing.
8.Cardiff??? Where the fuck is that!! lol
9.WHAT HAPPENED TO Q9!!!!???
10.Not sure,the big ones i presume....(FT/Stars)
11.Because she is a milf,& i remember her early days on tv....she was sooooooper fit!!
12.yes!
13. Not a fucking chance!
14.Because they are shite!! the answers in the question.
15.Never seen either.
16.Unlikely....Shane Ritchie?? yeah rite!
17.Cheryl...until that Geordie gob got on my tits..suppose i could stop her talking!!!!!!
18.no.
19.Barking mad,but hot stuff,well 2 are!!
20. Full of attention seeking dick heads most of the time....so no!!
1-4) Already answered
ReplyDelete5)Most days
6)Read a ton of them and taken bits from most.
7)I certainly use them.I've only had PT3 a few weeks and it's worth it for the HUD alone.Also makes it far easier to go back over key hands.
8)no 10) no
11)To find out if she's as dirty as she looks.
12)Nah,that's got to be celtc
13)GTF
14)Still suffering from Risdale nearly bankrupting them probably.
15)Not watched 'em.
16)highly unlikely
17)Cole,whilst munching a canny bag of Tudor.
18)nope
19) Who?!
20)Not tonight,not on the list!