Monday, 6 December 2010


Dave's Missus is ill so I'm stuck in the house with not alot to do.
Done most of my Xmas shopping on Amazon but still need to sort out a few things. Trying to get myself a new mobile but no one can tell me when my contract runs out? O2 and Carphone Warehouse are real twats of the highest order.
I have been watching this today though and it really is worth watching episodes 61-65 if you like rooting for the underdog. It is a poker programme by the way so don't waste 200 minutes of your life if you can't stand poker.
Talking of poker I'm currently doing okay on the $6 SNG's on Full Tilt and made a few quid this last week or so. Not having to get up at 4.30am is helping. I'm pretty sure I was sub-consciously getting it in bad when playing late at night because I knew I had to get up early and therefore needed to get to bed. Not anymore though.
I'm also doing the last man standing challenge on Boylepoker where the winner gets a buy in to the Western Open in February. Not sure how I'm doing but I'm still in.
Also off to Bolton in Feb for the APAT team comp. Not going to play but will be railing the RTR fish.
Another trip next Year is to Blackpool for one of the monthly comps the Blackpool Circus Casino is running. I love Blackpool. I'm not sure if any of my American readers or worldwide readers for that matter are aware but Blackpool is an unique place. Blackpool on a Sunday morning is the only place on the planet where the Women have a higher sperm count than the Men. That's a fact that my Blackpool partner in crime, No Cash, will no doubt atest to.
My main trips next year though will be Rugby orientated. Off to Edinburgh, Rome and somewhere in France other than that shithole that is Paris for the Welsh games. Also off to Leuven for their Seven's tourney in May. Got the biggest fish in the pond coming down to Cardiff for the England match. I shouldn't really say that about him as he beat me 2-0 heads up the other night. Fucker. Unfortunately my trips fade into comparison when you look what this dirty fish is up to next year. Some people have all the luck but in his case it's all the skill to have made a living out of Poker.
Right, off to Carphone Warehouse to whinge like a good one until someone sorts me out a new phone.


  1. I'm not sure what's going on here other than you're deprived of Dave's company because his wife is ill and you need a new cell phone, but it's fun to read your ramblings. :P

    Hope you get the phone issue sorted out!

  2. I wonder what Ms Fish Finger Butty would think of your comment about Blackpool women. She's pretty ballsy herself, so maybe she'd take it as a compliment.

  3. haha, looking forward to Bolton and Blackpool in the summer should be a crack too and no rugby in sight thank fuck !!!


  4. Jan - phone sorted tomorrow
    GB - not sure many women would take that as a compliment
    Cogs - always Rugby on mate. Guinness and Rugby are like beans on toast. Got to be done.

  5. Blackpool on a Sunday morning is the only place on the planet where the Women have a higher sperm count than the Men.

    haha, love that! See you Bolton fish.

  6. Amatay - hopefully mate. Have a good one.

  7. well hello stranger !!
    re bidibot .... did u get your tournie tickets or whatever the fook you "won" ????
    ps i'll stop trying to be stranger :)

  8. Dd - you freezing your bollocks off in Scotland or are you elsewhere? I won a few tourney tickets and played a couple with no success. Still have a couple left though.

  9. Good luck with the phone, I hear those phone company people are real bastards. Hahahahahah!

  10. Capt. - all sorted and should be getting a new one today

  11. Now I also want a new phone.

  12. LMFAO at women in Blackpool having a higher sperm count than the men on a Sunday morning. Comedy gold mate!

  13. Blacpool, eh? My brother did a stint there last month working for Strictly Come Dancing. I'll have to quiz him.

  14. hey do you play on stars? I wanna play you in husng

  15. Fickle - hi mate and welcome to the blog
    Pud - comedy gold but also very true
    Mark - Any chance the mighyt Burridge are going to play again this year?
    Mr C - Hi mate - long time no see. For some reason a load of blogs have disappeared off my blog list, yours being one of them. Going to have a read and catch up with what you have been up to.

  16. You're such a wuss. All you have to do is waltz into the Carphone Warehouse and tell them that as they do not know when your contract runs out, you've decided it is running out right now. At this point you need to stamp your little feet furiously like spoilt gimpgrandchild until they call security. It'll probably end with you smashing your teeth out on the curb, but there's a chance you'll get a new phone on a spanking new contract.