Monday 16 April 2012

A few things to ponder

Wasn't sure if this was a bargain or not?



In fairness, if I had to describe my Mathematical ability in one word it would be fucking awful!

Just seen that Howard Webb has been put in charge of the FA Cup Final. Had £20 on Man Utd to win.

Was so drunk on Saturday I could have sworn a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. Although now I think about it there might have been a policeman sitting on it. I was so pissed I tried to share a kebab with a tramp. Cheeky fucker told me to get my own.

After ending up in jail and getting bum fucked all night I couldn't help but think my next door neighbour takes playing Monopoly way too seriously.

2 comments:

  1. You funny old fart.

    Thanks for sharing your kebab with me though, it was sublime.

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  2. Funny Post Mate, subscribed to ur blarg..!!

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