I had a close call on Wednesday when my Wife came home early from work and nearly caught me watching the English match. Luckily I managed to get some porn on and whip my cock out in time to save any embarassment.
Other news and the English squad went to an African orphanage this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of those with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible" said Solomon Umboto aged 6.
Not sure about the impossible as Germany haven't looked that great. Neither have England mind so every chance of penalties.
Have a great weekend.
I bet your wife saw right through your whip-it-out-and-pretend-to-be-wanking trick.
ReplyDeletelol.Looking forward to Sundays game eh.May ze vest team vin :-)
ReplyDeletelol rubbish... priceless.
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