Thursday, 18 June 2009

Chat up line

One of the boys rang me this morning and I immediately remembered this conversation from Saturday night. The scene - sitting outside Smokie Mo's about ten thirty in the evening. I'm sitting on the end of a picnic style table talking to someone on an adjacent one. One of the boys (ootb) and a random blonde girl (rbg) are sitting together on the other side.

RBG - "What do you do for a living then "?
OOTB - "I work with killer whales"!
Me - (Pricking my ears and leaning closer), Mmmm interesting opening gambit, wonder where he's going with this?
RBG - "Wow, where do you work)?
OOTB - "Cardiff aqua marine park".
Me - No fucking way does he get away with this shit.
RBG - "I never knew they had an aqua marine park in Cardiff. How did you start working with Killer whales"?
OOTB - "I did my apprenticeship with sea lions then moved onto dolphins and now I'm in charge of the killer whales".
Me - That sounds almost logical shame you're a carpenter
RBG - "That's awesome, I love sea lions. If I came down to Cardiff would you show me around"?
OOTB - "No problem as long as you bend over and bark like a dog for me"!
RBG - "Pardon"?
Me - Time to go
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13 comments:

  1. Alyson18 June 2009 at 05:33

    That's classic. One of the most creative pick ups I've heard.

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  2. Pete18 June 2009 at 05:54

    Haha - you got some good mates

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  3. Jan18 June 2009 at 06:00

    With pickup lines like this, the guy is still alive? So, does he have any teeth left? Surely some woman, somewhere, has knocked them out...

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  4. jmt18 June 2009 at 07:38

    So did she bark?

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  5. Anonymous18 June 2009 at 07:53

    Oh man I would have picked up on his Tom foolery and played along. But I'm freaky like that.

    Also I don't know what you can do with your award. You should put it in your sidebar and wear it with honor! Do it now before I have my friends come beat you up! I'm lying. My friends would just laugh at me.

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  6. Mr Origami18 June 2009 at 09:21

    lol great convo!!

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  7. Sir Nemo18 June 2009 at 12:13

    haha that's fooking great!

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  8. Michel18 June 2009 at 15:17

    OMG that was hilarious.

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  9. tennysoneehemingway18 June 2009 at 18:23

    missed it by 'that' much!

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  10. Scampman19 June 2009 at 01:14

    Nice line, I think it's a winner...

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  11. Amatay19 June 2009 at 08:31

    What winks and fucks like a tiger??































































































































































    ;-)

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  12. rubbish19 June 2009 at 08:56

    Are you hitting on my American Mom following Or are you still trying to get into JR's boxers?

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  13. Amatay19 June 2009 at 10:01

    JR Obv :-)

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